BSV cult members have a laundry list of reasons why they believe that Craig Wright is Satoshi, which they like to regurgitate on the Internet.

The next time you see someone post one of these, feel free to respond with a link to the item in the list.

• Craig knows more about Bitcoin than anyone else
• You haven't provided another candidate, so it must be Craig!
• Craig proved bitcoin is Turing complete
• Craig never asked/asks for money
• Craig was 'outed' by hackers
• Craig signed a message for Gavin Andreson
• Having keys doesn't prove ownership
• Craig copyrighted the bitcoin white paper
• The Florida court case means the judge/Ira thinks Craig is Satoshi